DIE- oh wait.

[merelyn]

I was about to write an open letter to the person who stole my iPod on the subway tonight- you know, the one that's basically full of little more than Hilary Duff songs and copious amounts of podslash? Oh yeah, that iPod.

(The letter was going to go something like "Die in a fire and ENJOY THE GAY PORN.")

However, apparently I actually dropped it and some very nice person who should not die in a fire found it and emailed me and I'm picking it up from the Apple store where they work tomorrow or day next. Yay humanity!

Also, it is a roomie's birthday today, so there is cake. Well done, Universe.

Comments

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

I'd do it with my shiny new Macbook (*pets Merlin*), but I think that I'd prefer Merlin podfics with an English accent. Don't you?

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sigh. If I tried to fake it I'd probably sound like the bastard child of Eddie Izzard and Shirley Henderson. (Um, vocally speaking.)

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

LOL. OMG, I would give a kidney to hear Eddie Izzard read slash. That could totally be his next comedy tour!

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

It could! I can just see the expression on his face, like "Wait, they turned into penguins???"

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. It's a match made in heaven, no?

"And then one gives the other one pebbles!"

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

"And here's a universe where they're porn stars- oh, I see what you did there. It's so they can all have gay sex. Clever!"

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

"And of course there's the one (or dozen) where they have to have sex to please the alien gods. You know, like you do."

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Also, ooh, Macbook. *covets*

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

It is ever so shiny and sharp! Just like its namesake. *coos*

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

The only thing my laptop does is fit in my purse and weigh 2.5 lbs. (IT FITS IN MY PURSE.)

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooh. I want one of those, too! BRING ME ALL THE LAPTOPS IN ALL THE WORLD.

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

I CONCUR. DIFFERENT ONES FOR DIFFERENT OCCASIONS. LIKE SHOES.

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh. That's a great marketing idea, especially considering that netbooks cost *less* than some shoes. Some companies are already doing this; there's like a Vivienne Tam laptop. Have you seen it (http://gizmodo.com/5047737/hp-vivienne-tam-special-edition-laptop-gets-fashionable-debut-on-nyc-catwalk)?

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I haven't! So. Pretty.