DIE- oh wait.

[merelyn]

I was about to write an open letter to the person who stole my iPod on the subway tonight- you know, the one that's basically full of little more than Hilary Duff songs and copious amounts of podslash? Oh yeah, that iPod.

(The letter was going to go something like "Die in a fire and ENJOY THE GAY PORN.")

However, apparently I actually dropped it and some very nice person who should not die in a fire found it and emailed me and I'm picking it up from the Apple store where they work tomorrow or day next. Yay humanity!

Also, it is a roomie's birthday today, so there is cake. Well done, Universe.

Comments

[jainanicole.livejournal.com]

Hey! There are nice people! Cool.

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Yeah I know! Though actually this happens to me a lot. I'm incapable of losing my cell phone as well. Now matter how many times I forget it at a restaurant (or how many times I leave it drunkenly in a cab- which okay, was only the once) someone always returns it.

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Yay, sometimes people don't suck! (And I bet that he/she enjoyed the gay porn, too).

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Nice of them, wasn't it? And I should hope they enjoy. Though probably they'll be confused by some of it, starting with Rodneysaur and ending with the furry octopus. (Oh SGA.)

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Oh, I LOVE those stories. Ernie! I wonder if someone's podficced the dragonet!Arthur story yet.

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

I don't think so? At least there doesn't seem to be much Merlin podfic around in general yet.

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

I'd do it with my shiny new Macbook (*pets Merlin*), but I think that I'd prefer Merlin podfics with an English accent. Don't you?

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sigh. If I tried to fake it I'd probably sound like the bastard child of Eddie Izzard and Shirley Henderson. (Um, vocally speaking.)

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

LOL. OMG, I would give a kidney to hear Eddie Izzard read slash. That could totally be his next comedy tour!

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

It could! I can just see the expression on his face, like "Wait, they turned into penguins???"

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. It's a match made in heaven, no?

"And then one gives the other one pebbles!"

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

"And here's a universe where they're porn stars- oh, I see what you did there. It's so they can all have gay sex. Clever!"

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

"And of course there's the one (or dozen) where they have to have sex to please the alien gods. You know, like you do."

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Also, ooh, Macbook. *covets*

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

It is ever so shiny and sharp! Just like its namesake. *coos*

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

The only thing my laptop does is fit in my purse and weigh 2.5 lbs. (IT FITS IN MY PURSE.)

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooh. I want one of those, too! BRING ME ALL THE LAPTOPS IN ALL THE WORLD.

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

I CONCUR. DIFFERENT ONES FOR DIFFERENT OCCASIONS. LIKE SHOES.

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh. That's a great marketing idea, especially considering that netbooks cost *less* than some shoes. Some companies are already doing this; there's like a Vivienne Tam laptop. Have you seen it (http://gizmodo.com/5047737/hp-vivienne-tam-special-edition-laptop-gets-fashionable-debut-on-nyc-catwalk)?

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I haven't! So. Pretty.

[wordweaver06.livejournal.com]

Remember the Geek Hierarchy? I think you may have made it to the equivalent of the bottom tier. Good job you. ;)

I'm glad you got your iPod back.

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

WINNER!!

And thank you. (I think. :P)

hillary duff and boypron...

[thimpressionist.livejournal.com]

Huzza! I wonder if they listened to the gay porn? *ponders*

Re: hillary duff and boypron...

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Oh man have I also been pondering that. :) I'm not sure, and since the person's leaving it at the front desk at the Apple store I might not get to meet them. So there will be no way to see if they have that "I listened to the stuff on your iPod ESPECIALLY THE GAY PORN" twinkle in their eye.

[luthien82]

Awww, YAY for nice people!

That open letter on the sub would've been hilarious though... :D

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

I know! I am pleasantly surprised!

It would have been a pretty good letter. I don't get ragey very often. And if I hadn't checked my email I probably would have posted it and then had to do an ETA like "I take it back, don't die in a fire!! You're awesome!! Just...don't listen any of my audiobooks. Or that playlist called podslash. KTHXBAI."

(Also, I swear that Gossip Girl meta is coming. Stupid work got in the way.)

[miripanda.livejournal.com]

Don't forget - $20!!

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

True! It was a good day! I think it should go to MLK celebratory pancakes, btw.