Dude, Muffin-head Mr. Collins was totally unnecessary. AND I KNOW!!! I can't believe he gave him the plot device!! (Although, I must admit, when he first showed up in the bar in Tortuga, I was like, "OMG, he is going to rape kill Jack. THIS WILL BE UST FILLED AND HAWTSOME!" ... AND THEN HE WAS A DRUNK DOOFUS!! Graagh. However, the "you smell bad" line- priceless. However, tame the facial hair (ie- get rid of it) and you got one hot pirate there. Mmm. Cut me off a piece of Scruffington. (Also, Elizabeth is a ho, and bravo on him calling her on it.)
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Date: 2006-07-08 02:25 am (UTC)rapekill Jack. THIS WILL BE UST FILLED AND HAWTSOME!" ... AND THEN HE WAS A DRUNK DOOFUS!! Graagh. However, the "you smell bad" line- priceless. However, tame the facial hair (ie- get rid of it) and you got one hot pirate there. Mmm. Cut me off a piece of Scruffington. (Also, Elizabeth is a ho, and bravo on him calling her on it.)