I was thinking that too! Poor Will. What a goober. We were all like "Quit making stupid promises, asshead!! Oh, that boy's dumber than a sack of hair." I suppose this is Gore Verbinski's version of the Empire Strikes Back? (Really, the movie seemed like a big angsty blooper reel. Hilarity, hilarity, hilarity, angst. Hilarity, hilarity, hilarity, angst. Hilarity, hilarity, hilarity, angst.) And really, I'm just reading Wren fics.