Hee. I just hope it's better than the novelizations for Poltergeist the Legacy-- The one didn't even get their *ages* right (um, yeah. An eight year old is suddenly 14? That's a little bit of a difference, there.) let alone all their backstory, so yeah.

But John staring at Rodney's ass, and Zelenka's? And... "not minding"...

Heh.